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  • Hip hip hooray, the world didn’t end today

    Hip hip hooray, the world didn’t end today

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    But it could still end tomorrow, depending on what whispers the Mad King hears (real or imagined) that cause him to thumb a button in a fit of demented pique. I’m a bit over it, honestly! I suspect we all are! Some of us would like to get on with our drinking water problems and go for walks with the kids without the threat of…

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  • I painted the Prime Minister

    I painted the Prime Minister

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    I am writing this using voice transcription software because at the moment I’m slowly pacing about the house, carrying a two-week-ish old infant around the lounge room, because if I stop for more than about 30 seconds…

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  • The UNBELIEVABLE results of dopamine detox

    The UNBELIEVABLE results of dopamine detox

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    Last week, and by last week I mean “two weeks ago,” I wrote about how I was mid-way through a dopamine detox, which is a terrible name for something that isn’t actually possible. What it actually entailed…

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  • Rope-a-dopamine

    Rope-a-dopamine

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    Thanks for the kind emails and comments about the last newsletter. For anyone who found it a bit much, I don’t blame you! I also find it pretty full-on to dig up life traumas large and small…

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  • I don’t like the drugs, but

    I don’t like the drugs, but

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    In your most distant memories, you remember colouring in. You remember being good at it, and being praised for being good. But when you slip and colour outside the lines, you howl and hide like a beaten…

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  • The Cynic’s Guide to Sobriety

    The Cynic’s Guide to Sobriety

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    I’ve been away plying my trade and visiting long-lost kin among the endless howling voids of Australia’s Gold Coast, and have only just returned to civilisation. Now, I collect my scattered wits, trying and failing to wrestle…

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  • Introducing the Cynic’s Guide to Self-Improvement Podcast

    Introducing the Cynic’s Guide to Self-Improvement Podcast

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    I thought it’d be fun and perhaps even convenient to record some of the posts here as a kind of mini-podcast. So here is the first episode – a recording of last week’s post, Map of the…

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  • Map of the Problematic

    Map of the Problematic

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    Map of the Problematic – The Cynic’s Guide to Self-Improvement Podcast 0:00 /1246.02068 1× A while back I set up a podcast to listen to while I mowed the lawns. It was ostensibly about weightlifting, by an…

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  • Making The Link

    Making The Link

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    While I’m working on a bigger piece, I figured I’d write up some self-improvement links I thought were worth collecting. I haven’t done this before so I’m not sure if it’s a good idea. Do you like…

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  • Going To Pot

    Going To Pot

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    It’s not about marijuana, sorry. I’ll save that for another time. It’s about the garden. See, we have these potted plants on the deck. There’s herbs, some plants some friends gave us, a plant with a horrifically…

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  • The Bitter-Pill Truth About Making Your Bed

    The Bitter-Pill Truth About Making Your Bed

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    Steel yourselves. I don’t know how one steels themselves – perhaps it is by taking an enormous amount of iron, grabbing a few charcoal bricks, and climbing into a blast furnace – but do what you need…

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