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“Oh man, fuck this.” We were playing Halo on the big screen and I was compulsively checking the small screen in between games when I was all of a sudden fed up, fed up to the point of wanting to hurl the phone across the room and into a lake, or a fire; perhaps a […]
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I nearly made the whole body of the email just “aaaargh” but I opted for not. But man, it was tempting. I just spent the best part of the evening taking turns with My Wife trying to…
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I did a couple of the hard things that my previous email assured readers, courtesy of Ms Rachel, that you can in fact do. I guess this email is proof! I am feeling more testy and scatterbrained…
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There’s something I’ve heard that I can’t fully attribute, probably because it’s common sense, or perhaps just sense. I’ve variously heard it from friends and relatives and a therapist and social media memes, and it goes along…
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HI. IT HULK TODAY. JOSH TIRED. JOSH NO REALISE HOW HARD EMAIL EACH DAY IS. JOSH OUTSOURCE EMAIL TO HULK. HULK SMASH KEYBOARD. HULK MAKE MANY TYPOS. HULK MAD! HULK THANKFUL FOR AUTOMATED SPELLING CORRECTION. JOSH SAY:…
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If I find myself getting particularly snappish or shrewish or off-centre it’s almost always one of three things: And to this list I am tempted to add a fourth item; Haven’t been touching enough grass. And perhaps…
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I spent the latterly chunk of today despairing of getting nothing done, on account mostly of our youngest’s new habit of being an angel during daylight hours and a shrieking, sleepless imp by night. I’d call it…
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Our family game was always “Balderdash,” a trivia game where all but one answer is made up by the players. It goes a little like this: one player is get handed a card, on which are printed…
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It’s a truism that aphorisms never track back to the person who supposedly said them. — Mark Twain.1 Gary Player, a golf player who (for the non-golf players) really is called Gary Player, supposedly coined the aphorism,…
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Today’s update is to let you know that I finally bit the bullet1 and emailed a bunch of galleries and sanctuaries about my art.
