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  • Day 30: The Cynic’s Guide 30 Day Challenge Concludes

    Day 30: The Cynic’s Guide 30 Day Challenge Concludes

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    I challenged myself to make up for lost time by sending an email every day for 30 days whilst simultaneously spooling up a hybrid art/marketing consulting business with a goal of getting $10k revenue booked in one month. Well… it worked?

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  • Heavy lifting

    Heavy lifting

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    Every other day, I leave the box I live in, get into a box with wheels, and travel to another box, where the heavy things are. Once there, I pick up the heavy things and put them…

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  • The #1 thing most adults wish they could get better at

    The #1 thing most adults wish they could get better at

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    Gidday Cynics, This newsletter has been a long time coming. This is strange, because it’s one of the very few areas in self-improvement where I already understand the topic, I’m reasonably proficient at it, and I even…

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  • Interlude

    Interlude

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    A quick one, this week, because, well… Our cat Bianca died a few days ago. It was sudden. We’d hoped to have a couple more weeks, but she became unable to eat, and keeping her longer wouldn’t…

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  • A NU START

    A NU START

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    When you’ve been painting for a stretch of time, something odd can happen. Lift your attention from the canvas, and the world appears as if made of paint, impossibly bright and detailed. Nip out to get some…

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  • Continue

    Continue

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    The last two weeks have been hard. When I try to write it up, as I have many times now, I’m hit with a wave of weariness. Inside and out, everything seems drained of colour and vitality.…

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  • I quit

    I quit

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    Gidday Cynics, Quitting is not my strong suit. It’s hard to think of something I’m worse at: apart from simultaneously quitting smoking, coffee and religion1 nearly twenty years ago, I don’t like to give up on things.…

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  • I found the Überman

    I found the Überman

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    Gidday Cynics, Remember “life-hacks?” Today, life-hacking is a cutesy phrase that means anything from “make your bed after showering” to “rip the the transformer out of your microwave and use it to burn patterns in wood and/or…

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  • 40

    40

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    I turned 40 a couple of weeks ago and thought it’d be a good opportunity to reflect, piecemeal, on where I find myself in life, the universe, and this whole self-improvement thing. Psuedo The pseudoephedrine has been…

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  • This one weird self-improvement trick works instantly

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    Gidday Cynics, I’m on holiday in Straya at the moment so you’re enjoying a shorter newsletter than normal. Subscribe You’re in luck, though, because this newsletter contains my number one life pro tip: one weird trick that…

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  • The portable ocean

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    Gidday Cynics, My routine has, as routinely happens, gone completely to shit. I mentioned that I’d got sick: barring a nagging cough, I am now pretty much better, so naturally my wife and son wanted a turn.…

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